Tuesday, April 8, 2008

...Ladies Pt. C

At last, we've come to the third and final quality of my ideal woman. This aspect has been saved for last because, to me, this is the most important one. This quality of attraction hooks me harder and faster than anything else: emotional attraction.

Somewhere now someone is smacking their head saying, "No doy, Casanova!" Granted this is an obvious one when it comes to relationships, but I also find that many more people ignore it, which I find disturbing. How can you not be attracted to someone unless it is on an emotional level? Her soul has to reach a certain harmony with my own if it is going to work. And what are the specific tones that resonate with me?

I wish I could tell you. Truth be told, not only is this the most elusive of the three, but it is also the most intangible. Yes, there are certain emotional qualities that catch my eye. For example, I'm a momma's boy, so I love women who love kids. But this is the only one in which I can really place my finger. Aside from that, I can't really put the feelings into words, nor can most other people, which I suppose is why the music industry is so lucrative.

The emotional connection is just something that, when it happens, you know it happens. I don't think that it really ever does much good to try and put emotions into words because part of it is always lost in the translation. Most of the fights that I have had with the women in my life have been when we try to share our feelings in an organized, logical way. Doesn't work. So what works better than words? Actions do express more, but it still doesn't get the whole thing across. That's why when you do make an emotional connection with someone it becomes so precious to you, and if it doesn't then you're a freaking moron and need to get your head examined. Sorry ladies, you can't really get this one unless you experience it with me personally.

There you have it. My guide to love and the perfect relationship. Follow these guidelines, and you can't fail, but if you do, don't blame me, I'm single after all.

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