All I need now is a bottle of champagne

So, here I am at a new and bold venture that is the blogosphere. I've resisted for a long time now, but I've recently adopted a new lassaiz faire attitude, so I thought I'd give it a whirl. Now the question to be posed is this: with the already overcrowded realm of people expressing themselves, with it more often than not merely amounting to little else than drivel, what can I possibly accomplish that will seperate me from the rest of the pack?

My answer is this: quite possibly nothing at all. I'm not an innovator, a radical, a revolutionary, a genius, a moron, or anyone who feels anything that hasn't been felt by throngs of people throughout history. I don't have a soapbox, and I don't have any agenda to push. What I do do is watch. I like to observe this little carnival called life and check out all of its rides, games, cheats, customers, and shady characters who make it run.

I can't promise any breakthroughs or life-changing epiphanies (although who knows, someone might get lucky), but I can guarentee that whatever ends up getting plunked onto this little experiment will mean something to at least one person.

Alright, that's my end of the bargain, now it's your turn. Raise your right hand (don't put it on the computer screen though, I know how frustrating they can be to clean) and repeat after me:

I, , do hereby pledge my undying loyalty to the Supreme Overlord, Iaoai, and will mindlessly follow any order that he bestows unto me, even if it is at the cost of my own life. I will seek out new disciples and bring them into the fold and bathe them in the warm, tingly light of the magnanimous and all-powerful Iaoai. Gorilla, Magilla Gorilla for Sale!

All seriousness aside, open hearts, open minds, open doors here, people. It works for the Methodists, it works for me.